Michael Jackson to be buried at...Forest Lawn, of course.

John Denver's catchy tune "Forest Lawn" will be stuck in my head as we near the end of the beginning of the post-Michael-Jackson era. Michael Jackson will be buried (not cryogenically frozen, but maybe plastinated) at the legendary Forest Lawn cemetery in Los Angeles. As Denver sang:

I wanna go simply when I go,
they'll give me a simple funeral there I know.
With a hundred strolling strings
and topless dancers with golden wings,
Oh, take me when I'm gone to Forest Lawn.

Here's a list of other famous long-term residents of Forest Lawn. Among them...Humphrey Bogart, Nat King Cole, Errol Flynn, Clark Gable, Jimmy Stewart, and many more.

Update: Now the media is unsure as to whether Forest Lawn is, in fact, his final resting place. My theory: they are going to put his brain back in--and he'll magically come back to life like Frosty the Snowman.