"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."

And if you can't get into Harvard (but have some $$ to your name), you can dress like Harvard. Yes, Harvard has launched a fashion line. It's kind of metrosexual meets preppy handbook.

[ASIDE: Remember how, in college, there were always a few people with Harvard sweatshirts, and we thought the shirts were kind of pretentious, but at the first opportunity to "borrow" one after a late night party, we did? Or was that just me? VERITAS!]