Sex and the City

Okay, I will cop to having seen the first movie. I don't remember any of it, other than the naked guy. I can picture him quite clearly (if you saw the film, you can too!)...but I don't even remember his name...Gilles? The movie was horrid, and I expected that SATC2 would be similarly terrible. Judging from the reviews, it is much, much worse.

Roger Ebert's review is, as always, brilliant.

And you can follow up with Andrew O'Hehir's review in Salon, which includes this gem:

It would have been more merciful for writer-director Michael Patrick King to have rented Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda out to the "Saw" franchise, or to Rob Zombie, so we could watch them get shot in the head or skinned alive by Arkansas rednecks.

Wasn't that more fun than a night out?